You might wanna save some of that pitiful sympathy for yourself??
no....
my penis is fine where it is thanks.
Where? In a test tube in someone's basement?
In MY testube in MY basement.
Ahhhh. I see. Mind the rats don't get at it.
They can't... its in a testube...
Rat's are clever than you you know, they have ways.
of getting into a very long thin testube which is completely sealed and made of unbreakable glass?
No, of biting your arm off and stealing the testube penis when one evening you atempt to surgically sew it onto your person.
oh... ok, thanks for the advice...
I like hats and fat cats..the animals not the corporate bastards.
Yeah who is truly sick, the man with his penis in a testube in his basement or the businessman in his suit and tie?
