I said: "crispy duck? yuck!!" Ok, so i've never tried it but the thought of eating deep fried fatty duck skin doesn't entirly appeal to me. As does the point of eating fois gras.

But it is delicious Cress... Crispy Duck, not so much fois gras!

Nah, i'm not convinced. I'd rather eat haggis that pissy fried muck.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew haggis, bleugh

Yes, haggis doesn't appeal to me either but if it was out of the 2 I'd reluctantly choose haggis.

Why?

Just.

haggis and crispy duck are both nice i'd choose crispy duck over haggis though.

I've not tried haggis but I would still eat crispy duck... whatever the circumstances

I'd rather eat honey than either.

I think I have cannabalistic tendencies

What makes you think this?

I've been wondering what human flesh tastes like and don't seem to have any moral feelings against it...

Hmmm. I see. I would imagine that human flesh- once heavily seasoned - would taste like any other meat. Why are you having these urges Pliny? Have you run out of baked beans?

I ran out of baked beans long ago