did you just call me a yid?

I didn't, but it does sound like something I might do

it sounds like something you might do? what? you might call me a wid? you might crawl me a yid? you might call Bea a yid?

All 3 I'm afraid

that's good, keep 'em guessing, they'll come back because you're unpredictable

Well according to a book I've been reading by a Dr Robson (presumabely not of Robson and Gerome fame) comedy lies in the comedians ability to appear predictable while being unpredictable, though that is a paraphrase, so if they come back because they know I am unpredictable, then the humour will be lost?

i think dr robson's generalising

hmmmm... maybe.

i'm pretty confident of it