I wonder if they actually do those, mars bars are weird enough :|

a minority of places do them but i don't know anyone that's had, one, maybe the tourists do i don't think most of the proprietors are consciously parodying scottishness though

no they just are, that's all we can ask for

well, we could ask for money too

I'd forgot about that part of it

that's not like you

you calling me a jew?

yes, yes i am, not like rich who tells us about his foreskin

I don't see what that has to do about your racial prejudices

i'm not racist, i am in fact a jew

:O I didn't realise the conspiracy had gone this deep (throws a sheckle to distract Keir and then runs away)

* asks lizards for orders *

*is still running*

i have a little difficulty believing that you can run for that length of time

that is good, because I did