CASH WANTED
CASH WANTED: Larger sums prefered . Strictly crisp , unsoiled , bank notes. All applicants must be able to take a day off work and own a car as I have no intention of missing my favourite programs like Jeremy Kyle , Neigbours etc. and it may take a while to find me as im right out in the sticks. Calls only taken after 10am as I hate being woken up too early. NO TIME WASTERS!

Damn And I would have so gone for that if it weren't for that time wasters rebuttle

and I would have gone for it if I had a car.

True enough

and then some

and then some what?

And then some gum.

I like gum

i like your mum

nice of you to say, though she's never mentioned you

no, she wouldn't have

oh like that is it?

like what?

are you a what keir?

i don't think so