Would you then say "Calm down dear, it's just a *gargle*" as you choked yourself in the mirror, because that's what happens to me sometimes.
ooh you've got it bad. take two of cheese tablets after food each day until the symptoms fade.
mmmmm cheese... oh wait I'm lactose intolerant *gargle*
So do you sit at your computer for your whole life and type demands to the world?
no... maybe it's a career option i should consider though
It is indeed. Of course, you would have to find someone willing to pay you for it. But then you can find people willing to pay people for anything nowadays.