Did you hear they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?

ISPAW? Is that in Moscow?

Yes. It sounds really russian doesn't it. Yes it does, extremely, I'm so overcome with how Russian it sounds. Definetly the most russian thing I have heard, even though I took it for a year at gcse level and then dropped out.

g'dye tualyet

yeah...

When pliny says he dropped out he actually meant he was so shit at the language that he was kicked off the course cos he's a stupid arsehole.

No, I was shit, but I choose to stop and decided to do classics instead

Because it's such a fanbloodytastic doss perhaps?

classics? You're an idiot.

gonna write a classic, gonna write it in an attic adrian gurvitz said that

Classics Classics What a doss It's not my fault that Pliny's cross.

Cressics Cressics What a toss Everything she does turns to dross

Essays Essays What a laugh I can do them in the bath Pliny Pliny What a jerk He can't make out how essays work.

It is true It is true Cress No one will ever love you

Fuck you Pliny And what you said Cos Jimmy Carr is in my bed