Go and cress yourself up your egg.

I don't have an egg right now, so you can lick a golden's!

oh hen off

you can pen off

How rude!

How Prude!

Mmmm, prunes.

They keep you regular...

and they are squidgy.

Making them the perfect ruffage!

Yes, they are also a good source of roughage.

Yes but also ruffage, as in the Big Edwardian/Victorian Collars.... some sort of historical accessory, whatever

ruff ruff

Keir showing off his dog skills

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