done with your hands?

exactly.

oh, were you washing your hands too then? Why? What did you get on them?

you don't want to know

Oh no come on. I do, it's my hobby; my "Noting Substances of Compelling Textures, Odours, Tastes and Other" Hobby.

well umm... it was... er... chocolate cake, absolutely no penguin was involved!

Liar!! I have sources!!

Name these sources lest your comments be taken as pure conjecture!

Mr. Tomato, Mr. Brown, Ms. Sweet Chilli and The Cran Father.

that sounds pretty authoritative to me.

Sounds pretty condiment based to me.

Actually, now they are all non-existant. But they were delicious :D

(theres nothing funny about it)

Piss off Pliny. I have to choke myself to laugh at your dismal sense of humour.

Yeah? well you eat condiments