wah mo be there!

who's mo?

in this context it means 'will'

mo is will? did he/she get a gender change?

will as in 'i will listen to the radio', not the name

Oh. That's less interesting.

Yes, it is.

I'm disappointed.

are you a horny ugly sister?

No.

damn

Disappointed?

yes, but i'm not a horny ugly sister

Good to know.

Good to know indeed. since we are baring our souls in such a way I can also reveal I am not an ugly sister. I am ugly, that much is true and often dissappointed, but I am not a sister, in fact the only way I suspect I'd be able to become a sister is if I were to join a convent under false pretences, those being the claim that I didn't have a beard just a very low hairline.