have you tried telling it that the gods are angry?
Yes. It's still not working.
ooh, it's too sophisticated
I'm very upset with it, as I may have indicated before
i don't blame you
they're supposed to be more gullible
is it still under warranty?
No.
I think I may have to beat it, or perhaps eat it.
I don't know what you're talking about but I hope it is not a young child...
It's not a young child. Why would you think it's a young child? You and your obsession with young children disgust me.
Let us burn his body and his britches with the power of wah!
wahlelujah! walelujah! waleeeeeluuujah!