have you tried telling it that the gods are angry?

Yes. It's still not working.

ooh, it's too sophisticated

I'm very upset with it, as I may have indicated before

i don't blame you they're supposed to be more gullible

I know :(

is it still under warranty?

No. I think I may have to beat it, or perhaps eat it.

try arousing it

I don't know what you're talking about but I hope it is not a young child...

It's not a young child. Why would you think it's a young child? You and your obsession with young children disgust me.

burn him with wah!

Let us burn his body and his britches with the power of wah!

wahlelujah!

wahlelujah! walelujah! waleeeeeluuujah!