since the crimae and punishment documents were altered secretly in a cavern underneath the houses of parliament in June 2005
damn.
how did you discover this?
I was there, lurkin my merkin in the shadows
that's not proper behaviour
maybe not if you're a foreigner in the houses of parliament, but I sir, am English, I know our traditions may seem odd to one of your ilk, but we carry ourselves with a sense of honour and duty, safe in our knowledge that the empire will never fall!
it's the british parliament, you vagabond!
sure... keep telling yourself that scotcher
keep telling YOU that more like, i already know
yes yes, you know what you've been told, we've already been over all that
it's the truth, my friend
you know what else is the truth?
everything you know is a lie
50% of all information is wrong
everything is a broad genralisation, nothing is right and nothing is wrong