but i'm not.

Keir, if you're a chicken eggspert, can I call you Chicken Keirlickin'?

if ever I am you can, but I never will be.

Keir, if you're a chicken in a skirt, can I call you a 'chic-chickeir'

if ever i am you can, but i never will be.

Keir if you were Scottish and lived Scotland could I call you Scotch?

yes, but it would be funnier to all me a scottisher.

yeah, you're right. what about scotcher?

yeah, that's pretty much as good.

Good. Thanks. Scottisher.

Sassynak

I know a man who came from up north... His name was Scot Tisher! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

not Scott Tisher?

:x

Tish is another word for... poo. Also, did you realise that Sassynak backwards was Kanyssas?