Better Jokes from lonympics
http://www.lonympics.co.uk/Jokesextravaganza.htm I have posted an index for improved jokes from Lonympics. By the way I am not asking for people to crtiticise the website. If you don't like shut up and don't swear, with some angry abuse. I am not not stand up comedian and am not being pauid to be insulted by a drunk pub bore. :P

Yes this is very funny i agree. Good jokes. .

No it is toooo funy. I split my sides laughing. My gut hurts.

I warn you when you read these jokes. To sit down and prepare youself. As some people need medical help after reading the jokes as they are soooo funy. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: .

You're being pauid? Do you mean being paid? If so that suggests you are trying to whore yourself out here. While if it was Pliny's dancing skills that were being whored out I would take part in an expression of exultant joy, you are not Pliny the Younger trying to whore out the dancing skills of Pliny the Younger, thus I believe that you should not be whoring yourself out here. Whore. On an entirely different note, you seem to be talking to yourself as if you are seperate people. If you are suffering from severe schizophrenia, I suggest you seek help for your condition. If you are not, I shall assume that you are engaging yourself in such a manner for amusement of some kind, however I would hope that you can amuse yourself in other ways. If you cannot, I imagine that you are the sort of boring person that I would not feel particularly interested in communicating with on a regular basis.

PMike piss off pub bore. What is your issue with me? Isit just you're a creep who bullies people you have never met. I expect so. Do I kow you I doubt it. You sound a like total a paedo to me. I have never you before in my life. I posted a few jokes on a website, whicjh where meant to cause laughter. If you don't ike the jokes f*** off. and then you rant at me telling me I have severe mental lllness Eh. What the fuck are you on. I bet you are a real nighmare in real life a real fucking nightmare. By the way where are you jokes this is a comedy forum not dickhead forum. What sad little bore. You are the bore. You bully me to get a reaction well you got one dick for brains. By the way I did not ask you to to talk to me. I am 1005 certain you are the sort of person I would not want to go anywhere near. And alot of people in your life agree with that view. What sort of shithead goes on an internet forum starts insulting people he has never met before. Dickheads sad paedo creepy little bores. Fuck off You got some attention well done. That is all you were looking for. By the way if you repsond if to shows i got under your skin and you keep coming back for some attention because your life is empty.

Blib.