Scary Hutch go? Whatever psychological problems you have with police drama series from the nineteen-seventies from the other side of the pond, being rude to the characters isn't going to do you any good. They're fictional, you twonk. Sometimes I think you must be very confused indeed.
Sherry Butch Ho?
Sorry, but please keep your fetishes for masculine "ladies of pleasure" that stink of sherry to yourself. I hope that you do not take advantage of any drunken nature to mispay them, although I do not want to think about those circumstances in any detail, or at all. I hope that you will overcome this desperation, however I have no faith that you will do so.
Now Trevor, thy chav dough face shat poo 'til you go?
I don't care who Trevor is or what he's done to annoy you, there's no excuse for using lazy snobby sheep-like words like chav, even if you do enjoy sneering at people who were not as fortunate as you. There's no call for that sort of abuse, none whatsoever. Something terrible must have happened to you in your childhood to make you turn out so bitter and twisted. Unless you're just a twat.
Hmm, fair enough, carry on then.