you say that, but it still could be...

i know for a fact that it isn't.

How could you know that unless you intended for there to be a trap and then didn't lay one, i'm on to you now!

i bird from a reliable horse.

Was this horse carrying a BOMB!?

no, no it wasn't.

Are you saying that just because it didn't have hands? There are other ways to carry a bomb you know!

it wasn't wearing a hat.

Or a Turban?

Or a sporran?

or a chicken?

it was wearing a sporran, but so what?

sporran, sporran!? and you didn't stop it for a search!? well I'm definetly not going there now.

sir coward de custard

Yum, i like custard.