14 may 2006 this sunday rich sits in for andrew collings
on his bbc 6music show

Yes, I can also read

Palms?

Bah to you!!!

Cress's First Lesson in Palm Reading: OK, both of you look at the hand that your right with and you will see that your thumb (if you have one) is divided into 2 sections or "phalanges". YOu can see your own ratio of the amount of Will Power to Logic that you have. (From the tip of your thumb) the first section is "Will Power" and basically if it is longer that the second section (which is Logic) then you have will power and vice versa. Good? Right, there's something you can tell your friend(s).

What if its the same length, does that mean I'm just plain awesome?

mine seem to be the same length too

I think this is a bit of a faux fact

I so do not think so! Your not reading it right. Measure it with a ruler or failing that, a piece of string. Which ever you can afford.

but my thumb is all curvy anywa, surely will power and logic are immeasurable, if not atleast malleable concepts and thus uncomparable

you've got a very good point there

I'll just shut my mouth and smile then shall I?

well you don't have to smile, its not like Keir can see you

erm, no... that's right, yeah... i can't see her. that would be ridiculous... hahahahahahahahahahaha!

You are sick Keir! You are sick! I can't even have a little privacy in my own home! If you have a shred of decency in you, you would tell me exactly where you have installed Keir-Vison in my house.